Haikus I should use:

First snow, then silence.
This thousand dollar screen dies
so beautifully.

-- Simon Firth

The Web site you seek
cannot be located but
endless others exist

-- Joy Rothke

There is a chasm
of carbon and silicon
the software can't bridge

-- Rahul Sonnad

To have no errors
Would be life without meaning
No struggle, no joy

-- Brian M. Porter

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You step in the stream,
but the water has moved on.
This page is not here.

-- Cass Whittington

Rather than a beep
Or a rude error message,
These words: "File not found."

-- Len Dvorkin

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Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.

-- Ian Hughes

No-one can tell
what God or Heaven will do
If you divide by zero.

- Elas Giordano

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-- Jason Axley

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